Saturday, March 28, 2009

Free Bowling All Summer

Do you like to bowl? What about your kids? How would you like to be able to bowl all summer for an extremely low price?

Participating bowling centers (more are still being added) all across the USA are offering a free bowling program this summer for kids 15 and under. You sign up at kidsbowlfree.com. Then between May 1st and August 30th, you'll receive weekly emails with coupons for two free games of bowling each and every day for each child you signed up. Shoe rental is not included but my local bowling alley only charges $2.50 per pair.

Then, if you want to bowl also, they have a summer program for the parents. For only $23.95, up to four adults per family can also enjoy two free games per day all summer long. That's an incredible deal! Again, shoes are not included.

From May 1st through this baby's due date, you can expect to find us at the bowling center very frequently. After that, Scott and the kids will still be found there for a few weeks until I can rejoin them. What a great way to spend the summer!

Hurry! The number of passes is limited at each bowling center!

Of course, we'll still be going to free movies, concerts, puppet shows, and the like.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

The Dr's Appointment

Well, I made it back from my doctor's appointment. There are three interesting aspects to note.

The Greeting
I'm particularly fond of my doctor since he irritated me with an attitude the last time I saw him a couple years ago. I've been avoiding him ever since and seeing his colleagues instead. I don't go into that office very often anyway; the last time was for a sinus infection. So, he comes him and says "nice to meet you," and asks me who I normally see. I think he was surprised when I said, "You." What I meant was that he is officially noted as my PCP.

The Homeschool Discussion
I hear about people ending up in these discussion with their doctors but haven't really had it happen to me before. He noted my kids in the room and asked if school was out. I replied that he homeschooled and briefly noted that it was for academic reasons. He then commented that the social aspect of school is important, too, and mentioned things like friends, playing, and cliques. I nearly laughed at the mention of cliques...as if they were important or healthy. I kept my cool, though, and explained that we get plenty of socializing through field trips, classes, park days, and friends. He seemed satisfied with that answer.

What I Was There For
So, he thinks that the pop I felt in my head was actually in my sphenoidal sinus, which is located behind your nose and eyes about half way between your ears (or pretty far into the middle of your head). He said that if there is an infection in there and an air bubble got in there, I might feel it pop. Ok, I can see that as a possibility since I've had sinus problems as far back as I can remember and have been stuffed up since October. In fact, my last two appointments at this office were for a sinus infection. No, the antibiotics didn't get rid of it completely but I try to ignore my sinus infections until they actually start to hurt. Most of the time, they don't hurt...just stuff me up and take away some of my sense of smell. They usually resolve by themselves in the summer. I was a bit surprised that he didn't give me an antibiotic for it, though, especially since he could see that I was significantly congested.

The headache, he thinks, was a migraine. While I do have a history of migraines, two kinds of migraines actually, that was acceptable as well. I did question him on this one a bit though because this headache did not resemble my usual migraines. In my teens and early 20s, I used to get very painful migraines, complete with photosensitivity, but without the aura. I haven't had one of those in about 12 years. Now I get a classic migraine aura but only a mild to moderate headache that lasts just for that day. This was neither of those.

So, the final decision was that everything was probably OK. If the headache isn't completely gone by Monday morning, I'm suppose to call the office to have an MRI ordered. That's to check for aneurysms which could be the other possibility. He doesn't think it is that because my symptoms don't fit that very well. He did some fun neurological tests which my kids thought for funny. If I have any neurological symptoms pop up, it's ER time.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

I Disappeared but I'm Still Here

A big part of my absence from the blog this week...and really, I've been offline more than on all week...is this stupid headache.

Tuesday afternoon, I laid down with Josh to nurse him to sleep for his nap. I was nearly asleep when I felt what I can only describe as a small marble-sized bubble popped in my brain. I thought, "That was weird," and turned over and went to sleep. I woke up an hour and a half later with a moderate headache. Over the next few hours it got worse until I begged out of reading to the kids and just went to bed.

Wednesday, I woke up and found that I still had a headache. It was moderately painful but no where near the worst headache I ever had. I'll never forget THAT one! I went to the chiropractor to see if he could take care of it. It apparently wasn't that kind of headache as the adjustment pretty much did nothing.

Today, I woke up and the headache was mostly gone but not entirely. It kept going back and forth from barely there to moderate back to barely there. Certain things, like carrying my toddler upstairs, made it suddenly worse.

I called my doctor's office (as requested by some friends) and told them what was going on. The receptionist consulted the nurse. She came back and told me that they didn't have any openings today but could see me tomorrow. She told me that she had talked to the nurse who thought it would be fine to wait but if it got severe to go to ER. Well, it never got severe. In fact, it's back to barely there. I can only feel it because I'm thinking about it and noticing on purpose.

Wonder what tomorrow will bring. Will I have the headache again? Will the doctor actually be able to do anything or even tell me anything worth the visit?

Heachaches aren't new to me. I used to get classic migraines (without the aura) on a daily basis. I continued my day despite them. Now I get a different, weird type of migraine...the aura but only a moderate headache that is gone by the next day. I also get frequent headaches that are related to my neck being out of alignment. Despite that, this one was bad enough to limit my activities...thus, no blogging.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Gladiators

We're in Rome right now. Specifically, we've been learning about the beginning of Rome and their thirst for violence, especially as it relates to the expansion of their empire and the gladiator fights.

As typical, I've already learned more than I ever knew about this time period. Some of the interesting things we have read concerned Julius Caesar. Some of our reading included how he gained power and his involvement in the gladiatorial combats.

Julius Caesar, according to the library book we are reading, used his "genius" at entertaining the people with extravagant gladiatorial displays to buy the affection of the people. In addition to gaining popularity with the general public, he showered his political supporters and legionaries with gold. Basically, he bought his way into power.

Caesar was known for massive entertainment events. In 46 B.C., he staged a show between two armies of 500 men, 30 cavalrymen, and 20 battle elephants each. That must have been some show! If that wasn't big enough, he then had a huge lake dug for the purpose of putting on another show, a naval battle with 1,000 sailors and 2,000 oarsman. Caesar felt that the cost in gold and human lives was worth it.

We also read about where these gladiators came from. Most were prisoners of war, slaves, or criminals. As the Roman Empire grew, the soldiers of defeated armies were taken to Rome where they were sold in slave markets. The biggest and strongest usually found themselves being trained for gladiatorial combat. Criminals also found themselves in gladiator school. At first, it was only those convicted of murder, robbery, arson, or sacrilege that became gladiators. However, as gladiator games became more popular, the need for gladiators grew and someone accused of any crime could find himself in the arena. Finally, slaves were often sent to gladiator schools. In fact, owners could "dispose" of their slave for any, or no, reason whatsoever. Finally, some would just volunteer because they found that regular meals and the possibility of glory was better than what they had in regular life.

Finally, we read about the main types of gladiators. Certain gladiators would be outfitted in specific ways and had a specific job in the arena. For example, the mirmillo (fish man) was chased by the retiarius (net fighter) who was often pitted against the secutor (chaser). While there have been evidence of other types of gladiators, most fit into one of six categories.

The above information was found in the juvenile nonfiction book Gladiator by Richard Watkins. It is a great book loaded with great information about gladiators. It has awesome charcoal and pencil drawings to go with the information. I highly recommend it for anyone wanting to learn about this Roman sport. We've only read half of the book so far and have learned so much. I can't wait to finish it with the kids.

To go with our study, we also chose to watch the movie Gladiator with Russell Crowe. It is quite violent and bloody (rated R for intense graphic combat) so it won't be for everyone, but my kids can handle it. Besides the Romans were quite violent and blood-thirsty so it fit quite well. My intention for watching it was to see what a gladiator fight was like. It's one thing to read that it was violent and another thing altogether to see and understand what that means. There's a lot of politics going on in the movie that will go over most kids' heads. We stopped the movie a few times to explain to the kids what was going on so that they would understand it too.

So far, we are finding the history of Rome to be quite interesting.

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Thyroid Results

I got my thyroid results back to today. Then endocrinologist is short on words and explanation so I feel a little lost and disappointed.

My TSH was 1.490 (normal range 0.400-4.000) so was normal.

My free T4 was 1.0 (normal range 0.8-1.8) so was also normal.

My total T3 was 238.0 (normal range 82.0-179.0) so was flagged as high.

My thyroid antibodies were also within the normal range. I also have a goiter.

So, his assessment boiled down to this:

My results are a little odd but fine. I have a goiter so something is not right with my thyroid but it's something he can't measure. (Perhaps because tests are limited when pregnant?) He believes my miscarriages (4 of them) are abnormal and probably related to this unknown thyroid problem.

So, his treatment plan? Recheck thyroid blood tests in 6 weeks and hopefully nothing bad will happen before then. In 7 weeks, we're safe because they baby can survive then if my body choose not to continue the pregnancy.

Also of interest to me: My pulse was noted as high today (112) and the last time I saw him (109). My blood pressure today was 106/64 which was the lowest I've ever seen it.

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Group Testing - No Way

Sam took his required annual assessment test this morning. While I watched him, I noticed some humorous behaviors that would NEVER work in a group testing environment. It made me laugh.

He talks through his problems...out loud.

He discusses the problem and explains how he arrived at his solution to whomever is in visual range.

He comments, exclaims, and laughs about the problems. "That's easy!" "Yeah, right!"

He hops from seat to seat. He looks at the computer screen and read the problem then hops to another chair to work the problem on paper. Finally, he hops back to the first seat to choose the answer.

He's in constant motion. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Stand.

He complains about the problems that are not on the test. "Hey, they aren't giving me any division problems with remainders!"

I'm sure test proctors wouldn't be too happy about his distraction the other students with all his moving and talking. I'm positive that discussing the actual problems and their solutions wouldn't be tolerated.

Good thing he can test at home...by himself.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Blood Sugar Crash!

I had my first huge blood sugar crash for this pregnancy and it wasn't fun. I should have seen it coming, both because I know it is coming and because there have been little warning signs that it was coming. I should have done things differently to stop it before it got really bad. But I didn't and it ended up being one horrible morning.

First, the warnings. I know I have this problem during pregnancy so I should have been alert for it. The last two weeks I've been experience increased nausea throughout the day and evenings. In the second and third trimesters, I know that means I need to eat even though I don't feel hungry. In the last two or three days, I've notice times I've felt sudden intense hunger and I mean intense. Usually, I feel this right before bed (when I'm tired and don't want to prepare a meal and eat it) or right when I wake up (when I'm tire and don't feel alert enough to prepare a meal and eat it). All those should have told me it was coming and to start doing what I need to do to prevent hypoglycemic crashes.

Mistake #1: I went to bed hungry last night. My denial-state thinking told me I had eaten dinner, I was fine.

Mistake #2: I woke up at 5am to pee. In my state of sleepiness, I ignored my intense hunger and went straight back to bed without eating.

When I woke up at 7am, it was too late even though I know longer felt hungry. Not wanting to get out of bed yet, I turned over and instantly the room started spinning. I closed my eyes waiting...hoping it would stop. (I had vertigo when pregnant with Josh and it wouldn't stop for anywhere from several hours to two days each time). I went downstairs in case I was going to puke but didn't. After peeing again, I went back to bed not yet realizing that the problem was blood sugar. I turned over again and experienced another nauseating room tilt and spin. After that I finally put two and two together and stumbled (still dizzy) downstairs and poured myself 1/2 a bowl of cereal which I chewed very well in case it came back up. Then I slumped on the couch waiting to see if it would get better. It didn't really so I went and cut myself a piece of cheese but couldn't get it down. I settled for a handful of cheese-its. Finally, as I half sat/half laid on the couch, Scott got out of the shower and I was able to ask him to run to the store for Boost Glucose Control and Glucerna bars. Both are designed for diabetes but work well for hypoglycemia. While he was gone, I started to regain my strength a little bit. About 30-45 minutes after the Boost I was finally functioning.

I called the midwife. She said it sounded like I had learned good ways to cope. (But I don't want to cope!) She suggested setting dried fruits and nuts out on the table and become a grazer so that there is always something in my stomach. (But I don't want to eat all day!) Grazing doesn't work for me neither do snacks; I feel like I didn't even eat. So I'll revert to what has worked in the past: huge meals, Boost, carrying Glucerna bars in my purse, and eating every time I start to feel nauseous even if I'm not hungry. That last one is in there because I learned, the hard way, that at this point on I'll get nauseous from lower blood sugar before I ever feel even a little bit hungry.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Testing Today

All homeschoolers in this state are required to test annually. We can use any test approved by the state; it's a long list. They must keep their results on file but are not required to turn them in to anyone.

Being enrolled in Columbia Virtual Academy (CVA), our requirements are slightly different. We must still test annually but we are required to submit the results to the school. It's not a big deal for most as the school is happy so long as your student tests above the 25th percentile, pretty simple for most homeschoolers.

CVA allows us to use any test approved by the state or we can use theirs. If we don't use theirs, we simply send them back a copy of the results when we receive them. We can also use our student funds to be reimbursed the cost of the test. If we use theirs, there is no cost to us and they provide us with the results.

We will be using their test for two reasons. The first is consistency. We used it last year and can compare the results. In fact, the test results will come back with the comparison already done for us. The second reason is the fact that the test is adaptive. It is designed to give the child harder or easier questions depending on how the child answered the previous question. If they get it right, the next question will be harder. If they get it wrong, the next question will be easier. It goes up and down in difficulty until the program is able to determine a raw score that cooresponds to a grade level. The results are much more helpful than what you get with your typical standardized test.

The test comes in two versions: the first is for grades k-2 which has an audio component for reading the question to the child, the second is for grades 3-12. Since Sam is in second grade, he'll be taking the first. I expect it to be easy for him as he's finished all of his second grade level work, has been working above second grade in some subjects, and he reads well on his own.

So, he's taking the test, on my computer, in about an hour.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Gold!


Sam had a taekwondo tournament today. He competed in forms and came home with the gold medal for his division after winning three separate rounds.

We're very proud of him. He's pretty excited about it, too.

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Growing Up


Isn't he just the cutest kid?

I was inspired to take this photo because as I walked by I got one of those rare glimpses of what he'll look like as he gets older. Occasionally, you can see the older version of a child in their face. What I saw was a handsome young man.

I'm looking forward to watching him grow up. He's such a joy...most of the time. He's self-motivated with most of his schooling. There's no slowing him down in math, that's for sure. He rarely complains about school; when he does, it's to complain that he's not learning enough or to beg for higher level work. It isn't unusual to find him pouring through our Children's Encyclopedia of American History. He likes to study the list of American presidents in the back of it. Often, he'll insist on sharing everything he's read with us whether we are interested or not.

He has a generous spirit that is sometimes too generous. He is often quick to help out with chores that aren't assigned to him. He's the same with his money, quick to share. He's so generous that I feel the need to step in and stop it at times. His sister is quick to accept his generosity but not so quick to reciprocate.

He has discipline beyond his years while at the same time showing typical child forgetfulness. On one hand, he'll forget to do two of his daily chores nearly every day. On the other hand, he can be trusted to get his school work done without supervision (sometimes starting much earlier than required). He pushes himself with taekwondo, often practicing when other kids are goofing off in class. It bugs him when the other kids are not doing what they are suppose to be doing. He's showing the same discipline and attention to detail with bowling now, too.

I think his future looks bright. Now, we just need to work on his often too brutal honesty by teaching him the value of tact.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Boys and Eating



You always hear about how much teen boys eat, but what about 7 year old boys? Are they suppose to eat as much as an adult, too?

Sam, my 7 year old, can really pack away food, especially if it is food that he likes.

I can't order him kids meals anymore. They are much too small. I've begun ordering off the grown up menu for him.

Take a recent trip to Jack in the Box for lunch. He can finish an Ultimate Cheeseburger, small curly fries, and 16oz chocolate shake. That works out to a whopping 1991.8 calories and 119 grams of fat.

We're not sure where he's putting it all.

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Monday, March 9, 2009

History & Science

What do Nazca, Olmec, platypus, echidna, and colugo have in common? They are all things we read about today in history and science, two subjects we focused on to do some catching up.

In history, we completed a chapter on the Americas. I believe it is the only chapter (out of 42) that will cover the Americas in our history curriculum this year.

We first read about the Nazca in South America. They lived in Peru and were responsible for creating the huge line drawings in the Earth that can only be seen from the air. These drawings were hundreds of miles long and depicted a monkey, a hummingbird, a pelican, a flower, and geometric designs.

Then we read about the Olmecs in Central America. They lived in Mexico, built dirt and clay pyramids, and created 9 foot tall statues of their leader's heads. Seventeen of these heads have been found. One other interesting thing about them is that the rich lived up on the hill in the city and the poor lived down at the foot of the hill in the plains. The poor did the farming and sent food up to the more "important" people in the city.

Finally, we read a little about the natives of North America. We learned about how those that lived in the cold northern areas ate the animals, fish, lichen, and mosses that they could find because crops could not grow. Meanwhile, those in what is now the US ate corn, wheat, buffalo, and fish. We read a Native American folk tale as well.

We finished up by doing an art project. The idea was to draw a line drawing on white paper witha white crayon, pressing hard. Then we painted a water color wash over it. Was it hard to draw without being able to see your drawing well? It kind of demonstrated how it would be difficult to etch out those Nazca drawings when they couldn't see the rest of the drawing. I also sprinkled some salt onto their still wet drawings to show the kids what that technique will do.

Then we moved along to science where we read about the colugo, a mammal with large skin flaps that allow it to glide. It looks kind of like a bat, kind of like a primate, and kind of like a mouse. It's rather odd looking really, especially, while gliding. The first half of this youtube video shows the colugo, complete with it gliding along.

We also read about the platypus, the part beaver, part duck creature that scientist first thought was a fake that was sewn together. We also learned that scientists had trouble classifying it because it had fur and nursed its young like a mammal but laid eggs unlike a mammal. We read that the young don't latch on like most nursing babies, but rather the milk drips onto the mom's fur where the young lap it up. Also, these strange creatures can detect tiny electric fields with their bills. Their primary food put off tiny electric fields when underwater. By detecting these fields, the platypus can find its food underwater even though it closes its eyes when swimming.

Finally, we read about the echidna, another egg-laying mammal. This one looks like a cross between a hedgehog, bird, and anteater. It has a beak, eats ants, and has spines like a hedgehog. It also is a marsupial. It lays one egg in its pouch. After the baby hatches, it stays in the pouch until its spines develop. At that point, it gets kicked out.

I'm always surprised by the sheer number of things I can learn about homeschooling my kids that I've never heard of before. I had heard of the drawings in Peru (although I couldn't have told you who made them or where they were) and the platypus before, but the others are new to me.

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Attention Maternity Clothing Companies

Pregnant woman need decent jeans! Sure, you make jeans that work ok for cute, young pregnant teenagers but what about us older women who don't have tiny bodies? What about those of us who want some coverage? What about those of us who want our pants to actually stay on our bodies rather than fall down if you dare to sit, bend over (to pick something off), stand up, or walk? Where are the jeans for us?

When I was pregnant with my now 2 year old, I could not find one decent pair of jeans. I ended up with two pairs of jeans that I managed to make work. One was found used and quite worn. The other had an awful HUGE panel with an adjustable elastic in the hem that needed to be pulled 12 inches to be tight enough to stay on. But at least I was clothed, right?

Now I'm pregnant again. I'm still using those two pairs of jeans described above. I need more than two pairs of pants but can't find any. Those old worn jeans now have that obviously worn, dirty look to them. They have a large hole in the panel and small holes beginning where the corners of the pockets are sewn on. The other pair is badly fraying at the ankles. These are my only options for clothing; not exactly appropriate for many situations.

So, I went shopping. What did I find? Jeans that fall off...

The under the belly style are made for little bodies. On mine, I feel like I'm not clothed. And, because I have a pair of capris (too cold to wear them right now), I know they fall off. I find myself needing to pull up by britches, as they used to say, every time I stand from a sitting or bending position. I wonder what all those people who see me getting out of my car think as they watch me pull my pants back up.

I also found the new panel that goes all the way around. I tried them on and they were falling down before I even had a chance to walk out of the fitting room.

Then, finally, there's the half panel. I bought a pair of those with hopes they'd work. I put them on at home and went to wash the dishes. Within ten minutes, I had to stop, dry my hands, and pull them back up. I was standing there, not sitting, not bending, not walking and they were falling down. By the time I made it up my stairs to take them off, they were literally half way down my bottom, exposing any behind me to a not-so-beautiful plumber's crack. Lovely! They are going back tomorrow.

So, my question is this: Does anyone make a pair of maternity jeans that fill fit my 5'5" size 16 body that won't fall off? If you do, let me know. I'd even be willing to try them out and write a review here to let the world know all about them. Heck, I'll even tell the very active homeschooling forum that I frequent, my email groups, and everyone I know in person.

Contact me!

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Lord of the Rings

We've spent the last 3 or 4 weeks reading The Fellowship of the Ring. We're only on page 220ish; it's slow going when you only read 30 to 45 minutes a night five nights a week.

Normally, we watch the movie version of our literature choices after we've finished the book. This time, I thought watching the movies would help the kids visualize what is happening in the book and help maintain interest for the long haul, since it's turning out to be one VERY long haul.

So, we watched the three movies, one per night, Sunday through Tuesday. We have the extended editions which make for some very long nights (The Return of the King is 4 hours 11 minutes long). By the last movie, we finally got smart and started at 4pm, which gave us enough time to take short breaks for getting dinner and dessert.



Here's the kids cuddled up with Scott watching The Return of the King. Josh was hamming it up for the camera, as you can see.


For most of the three movies, we allowed Josh to play Sesame Street computer games or watch a movie on the computer. It's in the adjacent room, separated by an 8 foot wide opening. We figured being in the same room with us would be too scary. What was somewhat humorous was the fact that, at times, the soundtrack was too scary for him to overhear. On several occasions, he came running out of the room crying "Har! Har!" (his word for scared) and into our arms for comfort. The final night, he found a comfortable spot on the coffee table at Scott's feet and started watching the movie. It only lasted a few moments as it was the scene with Shelob, the giant spider. It's one of the more intense scenes. It didn't take him long to cuddle into Scott's arms for comfort with a very concerned look on his face.

In case you might think I was insane for letting my 7 and 9 year old watch these intensely frightening movies, here's what the older kids thought:

Sam thought the movies were awesome. While he did jump on one occasion, he claims he didn't think they were scary. He thought the orcs and the urgals were "awesome!" Imaging a boy saying awesome with the enthusiasm of several exclamation points. He's definitely a boy!

Mika, who I was worried about, thought they were scary but not too scary. She found my many jumps and a few screams to be funny, especially since I've seen the movies four times now and should be prepared for what's coming. She didn't jump any where near as much as I did and she didn't scream once.

Now they both are into Lord of the Rings. We have the GameCube game, which is now getting much use by Sam. They both want to finish reading the books. They both want to watch all of the hours of special features on the discs as well.

Guess they liked it.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Daredevil

In a recent discussion on a forum I visit, a mom asked about using a playpen to confine her infant, and future toddler, to keep him safe while she homeschooled her older child.

In thinking about this, I first thought about how we've managed. We've never owned, or used, a playpen. Neither have we used a crib. Neither of my two older children liked baby swings and we didn't have one for Josh. We never had a Johnny Jump-Up; we tried to with Josh but they wouldn't work with our trim. We never had a walker but we did get an exersaucer for Josh after seeing that he liked the ones in the church nursery. He only used it for a couple of months before we had to pack it up and put it away.

We did we have to put the exercauser away? Because I could see that he would find a way to fall out of it. By 8-9 months old, he was standing upright in it at its highest setting. He was pretty wild in his attempts to stand and jump in it. I just did see it as safe.

Worrying about safety is funny with this child. He started walking at 10 months. Within a week of taking his first steps without support, he could walk across two rooms unaided. Not long after that, he was climbing and going down the stairs. I don't remember how old he was, but it was probably around 12 months or so that we quit gating the stairs to keep him safe. He was quite safe coming down them by himself; he'd flip over on his tummy and slide down each stair one by one.

He was also quite young when he started climbing up onto the couch. Then he was climbing up onto the back of the couch. There's a high window up there that he wanted to look out of. It didn't take us long to realize that he wasn't going to fall.

Of course, he climbed all the usual places, too. The coffee table is one of his favorite places to stand. His current favorite thing to do at the coffee table is to launch himself off of it and land on the couch, or you, if you'll let him. He also spends a lot of time on the dining table. Just recently he learned how to dismount from it. When I say dismount, I'm talking about hanging his legs off the edge of the table so that his pelvis is resting on the edge of it, then swinging his leg and pushing off on the upswing so that he lands on his feet about a foot away. It's very much like a simple dismount down by a gymnast coming off the uneven parallel bars.

He scares all of the other parents at at the park who try to rescue him from his climbs that he's more than capable of doing. I have to step in and tell them he's ok. "Watch," I say and they are amazed. No just barely two year old should be able to climb what he climbs.

I now understand the parents of climbers who are calm when I'm freaking out about their child falling and killing themselves. The only difference is that mine is younger. We fully expect him to be one of those kids who is on top of the swing (the overhead vertical post) rather than in the swing or one top of the play structure rather than in it on the walkways.

Confine this child to a room, let along a playpen? No way that's going to happen.

It makes me wonder what his future holds. It wouldn't surprise me to find him playing the part of the stuntman in Diehard 2025.

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